Anybody???

Someone would make me happy by reading my new blog. It seems like I'm just sending all my thoughts into a void, where they become lost and soon turn into trash. If just one or two people appreciated me then this wouldn't be so, so go ahead and read this blog. You know you want to.

- absurd blogger

Look To The Right

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More Random Shit* ...

So, today my sister told me that she read an article that said babies are racist. I thought this was a crazy-bitch-ass* notion until she further explained it to me. For example, a baby is black. That baby has 2 black parents. The only skin color the baby sees is black,black,black,black. So, on the occasion that the baby sees any other color of skin, the baby freaks out because they aren't used to it. Therefore, babies are racist.

Do you agree? I don't know, I wouldn't say it's exactly racist, it's just something normal. If you wear the same shoes everyday for a few months and then randomly just buy some new shoes that are different, then people will notice the change.

I do not have a link to the article currently (Google it, you lazy bastards)* But perhaps later I will update with it, upon having found it. :] Thanks for reading!

*Please do not take the swear words into offense, it's just revealing my soul to you or pallking-around. Whichever sounds more amusing.

Christmas is Dead

There are 8 days until Christmas not counting today seeing as it is nearly over. I was walking down my street today, and saw that not a single person on the block had lights/holiday decorations up, excluding my across-the-street neighbor. The across-the-street-neighbor's decorations to not really count, because they are actually up all year long and only turned on in early December.

So sorry Santa, my neighborhood has brutally murdered you. On a lighter note, today I also went "downtown" AKA, the shitty part of town. I was pleased to see that on all of the street lights and poles there were lights and wreaths in such a manner that to see them filled you with joy! Perhaps I am exaggerating though, as the slightest hint of Christmas spirit will give me hope for Christmas this year.

The worst part about the holidays is when they show all of those crappy holiday movies on every single channel. Especially those ones with Tim Allen or the "classics" like Frosty The Snowman, Cricket on the Hearth, or Rudolph, which in my opinion are all equally dreadful.

The only Christmas movie I've actually enjoyed is;



(also- thank you photobucket for giving me the option of putting little Ralph on a mug or T-shirt.)

Thankfully, I completed the majority of my Christmas shopping on Black Friday

Last weekend I did my pleasure-shopping where I purchased several posh-style clothing items for my trip to New York this year. :D

Well, I'm off now, so drop me a line (what does that even mean???)

- x absurdities

First Absurd Blog EVER!

Woohoo first post ever on this particular blog! *Does A blogging-type of Dance!* I am new to this blog (I've had some previous ones) So, please read my bloggity-blogger and comment, then we shall perhaps be thee best of friends!

- x absurities